Grandma: Dani! I am calling with good news!
(When your 82 year old grandmother calls with good news, you stop your day.)
Me: What! What!
G: The doctors have told me.
Me: Told you what!
G: That you need to eat fatty things in your diet. You need to eat more fatty things like avocadoes.
Me: What? Why?
G: Because avocadoes are DELICIOUS.
G: I was listening to them.
Me: (I now understand.) Dr. Oz?
G: Him. He wants you to eat avocadoes. Eat something that makes you feel good. I love you! Bye!
So. Y’all. We have been DIAGNOSED. Eat things that make you feel good.