A pre-9 a.m. set list:
1. Our wedding album.
2. The box our wedding album came in.
3. Chris’ Sperrys.
4. Any monogrammed bag with my initials.
5. Any shoe valued over $100 USD.
At exactly 9 a.m., every single morning, he retires to his (our) bed. It’s like a magical chewing spell has ended and he is done for the day.
Gosh I love that boy.