In case you ever thought this may be a family you’d like to be a part of:
– On Friday, on the way to the FABRIC STORE, I serenaded Chris Dall’au to the songs of my Disney station on Pandora. I did all of the voices to all of the songs and I wouldn’t let him interrupt me and the drive was forty-five minutes in traffic.
– As I was heading out the door to go to the gym, I decided I wanted a snack for the road (the gym is all the way downstairs. We live on the first floor). I grabbed some chips out of the pantry, and it was only when I put Harley’s dog food INTO MY MOUTH did I realize I made a fatal error.
– I was having trouble with a charger for my phone, and Chris said: “I mean, do you even know how to use an iPhone charger?” LOVE YOU.
Also, this did come up at Easter dinner (AKA 93% of my blog readers) but it bears repeating:
– I am having two skirts made by a seamstress whom I previously considered to be lovely. When I asked her what she thought of the length of the skirts, she said that she had a “thing” against my knees. She said I should “try harder to hide them.” ?????
That’s what I’ve got. Did anyone else accidentally eat dog food this week?